(Source: raven)

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

Fucking fuckers
me:(out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude:nice bag.
me:thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude:do you even know who all those characters are?
me:uh... yeah?
dude:ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me:wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude:(smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me:does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude:psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me:(slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me:how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude:uh... what?
me:explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me:what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude:what are you even talking about?
me:oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude:Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me:his name is Norrin Radd.
dude:(looks extremely embarrassed)

shinjemikari:

[1/5] favorite female characters - annie leonhardt

aren’t you lucky that i was such a good person to you?

(Source: heiboos)

shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*

(Source: manicgay)

(Source: shizachi)

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

(Source: msfili)

awwww-cute:

I’m a fish don’t you tell me otherwise

awwww-cute:

I’m a fish don’t you tell me otherwise

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(Source: spoopyslytheringsnake)

barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

autumnmycat:

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outofprintclothing:

Happy Birthday, Elie Wiesel!

outofprintclothing:

Happy Birthday, Elie Wiesel!

thuglevi:

Last seen in a little black dress. Watch out for those eyes ‘cause she’s armed and dangerous like bow.